Was Michael Jackson traumatized when he saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus?

LMAO!!!! Oh yeah, he was so traumatized that he stayed in bed for a whole week just to recover from the shock he experienced when he saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. And it was a pretty pionate kiss too, not just a peck on the lips. They were practically necking. I bet Santa has a hickey now!