******Why does she make me feel this way******?

Okay, so this is gonna sound strange, but I view my great grandmother as being foxy. Is this weird or totally normal? So far I've lost many of my friends telling them the story I am telling you now, but she's oh so attractive. Her eyes like the ocean spraying cool mist at my sweaty, acne filled face, her mouth so jubilant and merry it's almost the second santa Claus! And her wrinkles like the fold of the paper of life. Oh please help me, I want to make my love confession, but how? How do I tell her I feel a connection between us?! Help please. Why thank you yahooers